THREE DAYS LEFT [Defcon One]
Almost a whole week between posts!
That's like, against my religion or something.
Not only that, but from Friday i will be sans internet. That's right. No blogging, no msning, and infrequent emailing (when i can steal my mother's pc). How on earth will I manage? And how will you, dear gentle lonely reader manage? We'll telepathically hold hands and get through this troubled time.
Virgin Dot Net are fuckwits. Even though i gave them plenty of notice regarding my impending move, they only process it after 'terminating' the service at my current abode. Then they need seven to ten days to resume broadband at the new home.
[rolls eyes]
So Manchester Pride was 'done' at the weekend.
The parade wasn't as good as last year. And the main stage was lacking somewhat too. Although that picked up later. Still no excuse for having wank bits in the entertainment.
I had a moment with my GBF Mark though.
We've not seen each other since college, and we literally ran at each other from across the main stage and hurled ourselves into each others arms like a soft focused deodorant advert. And then proceded to immediately dry hump each other in public. Ah. The joys of having a gay best friend who isn't a relation. My brother's face was a picture. He looked a little shocked. As did a few other people. But there were whoops too, which I take full credit for of course.
The saturday evening was spent with wild gay abandon in our favourite club Essential.
We were tempted to go to Uni Challenge like last year, but fancied familiar ground instead, and knew that the music would be of a high standard along with the atmos. We weren't disappointed. Possibly the best nights clubbing all year for me. I wasn't naseous once. (A big deal for me on metformin)
Rolled into bed happily at half four.
"Oh yes. I still got it" thought I.
The next day, and I reviewed that opinion. Head wise i was absolutely mint, but my body was another matter. I was peeing for England every half an hour and physically ached from head to foot as though a large bear had spooned and hugged me all night in its death grip. And then shat in my mouth.
I must be out of condition. There's me thinking that fairly regular energetic sex would make up for a lack of exercise regiem. Alas. The rigours of five hours dancing and walking about during the day followed by five hours of frantic clubbing that evening sort of proved otherwise. I have more pics on my mobile, but it's new and I can't get them off just yet. Current pics are courtesy of my brother and are on Flickr down the side bar.
I did mean to go back into town sunday daytime, but I needed to recover. I had too much to do on Monday to lose another day 'recovering'. There will be other Prides. Other gay men to adore me. *flutters eyelashes*
Boyfriend couldn't come with for Pride which obviously sucked the big one, but i figure we will have many more Prides to share in the future. Just like there will be many more V festivals shared. And yes. That would be me talking about extremely long term future plans! *nods* Thats how well we are getting on. Well actually, that doesn't even touch a tenth of how well 'us' is going but hey.
The Monday was spent sorting out my garage for the move. Three dump trips and half a day later, and Mum and I were sorting through clothes to be taken to the third world by some dude coming round on a Thursday. Five white bin liners full. I was a tad ruthless though. I do have a ruthless streak occasionally.
Boyfriend came over for the evening, and all was right with the world again.
Then today.
TODAY.
I wish to spit on the memory of today.
Today was enrolment day at City College Manchester. So, because they screwed up my application in admissions, I hadn't been guaranteed a place on the evening class I wanted to take. A fairly important evening class and one I am really looking forward to. I was told it was a popular one, and that I should come early to avoid disappointment. So, me and my entourage schlepped (yes there it is again) ourselves down midday and began the enrolment procedure. Four hours later and I was told I couldn't complete enrolment because my housing benefit award letter wasn't recent enough. New stricter rules apparently. The proof has to be as recent as issued after the first of August. Now anyone whose been on benefits will know that the council aren't exactly free with their letters. But what really infuriated me was that the woman at the first desk should have pointed that out to me within five minutes of being there. Not four hours later surrounded by screaming kids reluctantly forced to eat paperwork for sustanence. There was this little deaf kid who was awful. Kept screaming, running a pram with dirty fat child in it all over the place, banging into people trying to fill out 50 forms each with only their full name as a weapon. Her mother was this chav draped in a shiny silver tracksuit, with dirty hair scraped back in a ponytail (Croyden facelift), screaming occasionally herself at the child without moving her enormous bulk from the straining chair. I felt bad for wanting to slap the woman, as i mispelled my last name due to my toe being run over by said buggy. Perhaps the poor chav was so heavy that she'd stuck fast to the chair and was too embarressed to ask for assistance, determined to eat away the pain with another packet of maltesers and a red bull. A red bull by the way which she proceded to feed to the fat infant in the buggy as well as the demon runner.
I have to admit I nearly cried when I was told to go away, and come back with more forms stamped from the job center.
FUCKING FUCKWITS.
Also.
What the hell is with junction five on the M60 ????? Did an imbecile create that patch of road system? Or someone with a sick sense of humour perhaps. It would appear, and PLEASE someone correct me if I am wrong (Goddy), that you cannot turn left off this junction and head into Didsbury down Princess Street. You are only allowed to follow this helter skelter which turns you about fifty times beyond all Sat Nav/Map reading capabilities, and spits you out near Birmingham. At one point I had to veer alarmingly as the M56 threatened to engulf me.
West Didsbury was so near and yet so far. So on the way home, I went back an old familiar route that i'd not traveled in quite some time. The old route that I used to drive to see the Ex in Chorlton. I did keep an eye out in case there was a chance i could do a road rage hit and run incident involving him, but nada.
What can I say? I was in an extremely irritated mood this afternoon after the four hour trauma.
Colleges.
Wouldn't know how to organise having a crap.
I think the worst part about today was losing an entire packing day. Three days left, and a million things to do.
Which reminds me.
I must ring my art tutor in the morning as i've no idea when to turn up on Monday.
Bed beckons with a book right now though.
Night anyone who managed to read this far!