What is the etiquette on shaving your legs for an internal with your doctor? I just dont know. I mean my trousers will be off, obviously. And three day stubble aint appealing for anybody. Woman or man.
If my doctor was a woman I'd still wonder, but probably not be as apprehensive about the whole thing. But he is a he. A lovely man, don't get me wrong. But is it right to shave? Should i neaten the er upper area? Not that it isn't or anything! But well..
I just couldn't work it out.
And by having a tidy up down below prior to such a meeting, am I in some awful way giving out a 'wrong' signal? But surely sporting a thatch is just rude for such a professional?
So the legs and hoohaa got 'done'.
God it's a pain in the patella being a woman I can tell ya.
Sigh.
Apparently I'm eroding. Yes you heard me. Eroding!
What the ???
Cervical erosions. They're not big and they're not clever.
You'd think I'd want to keep this private wouldn't you. But hell no.
This (apparently) is an extremely common problem for women on the Pill, but i've never heard of it. So i say speak out! Let the women know. It's linked to hormone imbalances see. So there.
Most women don't even realise they have it. As per usual.
Apparently it goes like this:
Where the cells change from being womb ones, to cervix ones naturally is a cross over area. A small one. Think of it like your mouth. Your cells there go from being gum, to lip happily. Same thing. Anyway, when you get an erosion, the area of cross over moves, and basically you wind up with womb on the cervix. To put it bluntly. Imagine the gum line moving so that it's exposed onto what should have been the lip area. It would become raw and 'upset' etc. Same thing.
I have to go see a gynacologist (can't spell that) at the hospital and have my cervix cauterised. Doc wasn't sure whether i'd be dealt with as an out patient or be admitted for a night.
Joy.
To top this week off, I received a letter saying I'd been taken to court for my council tax and am liable for the money plus court costs. I didn't understand as I thought I'd paid it, and we realised after staring at the paper for awhile in puzzlement, that it was for my previous property. So even though i've been speaking to the Council on the phone many times because of issues with proving i'm in full time education and being entitled to be tax exempt, they'd not mentioned that i still owed this. I hadn't noticed that the addresses were different and assumed it had been paid and was for my current address.
Where am i meant to find a spare £280?!
I just remembered a dream I had last night. I dreamt I owned a Pentax camera P-something or other. I was playing with it, and getting used to it. Weird dream because I nearly bought an all singing all dancing one off ebay a few weeks ago. In the dream I suddenly realised that the camera I already had was this Pentax even though it was a completely different looking thing. I guess its all this photography that i'm looking at all the time.
Maybe it's a sign.